Could you believe it? But this is my heading.

The most confusing trend of the month involved pretending to understand maps. Students unfolded papers dramatically, nodded at random locations,and claimed they were “just really into geography right now.” No one went anywhere, but confidence was considered enough. Another popular movement encouraged carrying one unnecessary object at all times. Rubber ducks, spoons, and single gloves appeared in backpacks for no reason except commitment. When asked, participants replied, “It’s part of the trend,” which ended all further discussion. A sudden obsession with dramatic walking took over the hallways. People slowed their pace, stared into the distance, and acted like background music was following them. Lockers were opened with flair. Doors were pushed like emotional obstacles. There was also a trend where everyone claimed to be “rebranding” themselves. This involved changing handwriting, sitting differently, and announcing vague goals like “new era” without providing details. The rebranding usually lasted until lunch.

• I like to eat Pizza but only on Fridays
• I like working but hate walking
• Why can't we just run every where?

Look Ma I did it. Now people can see this.

A trend emerged where everyone blinked on purpose. Not faster, not slower, just with intention. People announced it beforehand so it counted. Teachers noticed nothing, but participants felt powerful. Another trend involved assigning weather forecasts to emotions. Someone would sigh and say, “I’m feeling partly cloudy with motivation,” and everyone accepted this as accurate communication. Sunshine was considered suspicious. Then came aggressive hydration aesthetics. Water bottles were carried like trophies, slammed onto desks for emphasis, and refilled even when already full. Dehydration was treated as a personal failure, not a physical condition. There was a brief trend of walking backwards for exactly three steps before entering a room. No one remembered why. It was said to improve vibes. It did not. A group of students decided silence was the new flex. They communicated through nods, raised eyebrows, and meaningful pauses that meant absolutely nothing. Misunderstandings increased. Popularity followed. Another trend required reacting dramatically to minor events. Dropping a pencil triggered gasps. Opening a notebook was met with applause. Someone tying their shoe received emotional support.